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mysticalspork is a woman from Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA.
Likes 4,868 pages, 67 videos, 289 photos82 fans • Received 37 reviews
Member since Jan 09, 2007
I occasionally post pictures of kittens and sunsets. Not normally, though. And not quotes. Never quotes.

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Pageant Photo Retouching
Disliked it 8:42am 24 reviews insomnious-rant http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.hom...
Retouching gets enough bad press as is, what with the "real beauty" camp trying to blame unrealistic ideals on polished magazine covers rather than vice versa. I'm not thumbing this down over its supposed impact on children's self esteem. I'm thumbing it down because this is the worst fucking hack job I have ever seen.

I'm sick of those articles that turn up from time to time written by bloggers who think they're so enlightened because they've realized that images are edited, the ones that are half generic empowerment shpeil and half links to the portfolios of horrible amateurs with a copy of Photoshop Elements who solve all of their problems with Gaussian Blur and Liquify. Those are the examples that are put forward to prove that this industry is evil and must be destroyed.

I don't mind novices. It wasn't so long ago that I thought the best way to do skin was a color fill layer at 50% opacity. But in the same way that it's easy to convince yourself that your first image ever is Vogue-worthy, it's easy to forget that real retouching--the subtle kind--is nothing like this.
celemony_ :: Direct Note Access
Liked it 5:54am 24 reviews i-want-it, photoshop-of-audio http://www.celemony.com/dna_standalon...
This will probably be the death of music as we know it.
LiveLeak.com - Rejecting Authority at Police State Checkpoint
Disliked it 3:48am 2 reviews unprovoked-rebellion, misplaced-antagonism http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=133_12...
Flouting authority is all well and good if you have a legitimate reason. "Making some girl's day on the job that much harder so you can brag about how edgy you are on the internet" is not a legitimate reason.
StumbleUpon - StumbleKKSSs web site reviews and blog
Disliked it 3:31am 34 reviews http://stumblekkss.stumbleupon.com/
You submitted two nearly identical articles in less than 10 minutes, offering the same quote in your "From the page:" reviews for each.

Don't do that.
Next Big Future: You say inVitro meat, yuck. But eat deep fried meat slurry, cor…
Disliked it May 10, 10:32pm 20 reviews plagiarism http://nextbigfuture.com/2008/05/invi...
Shamelessly ripped in part from Wikipedia with [citation needed] tags still intact.
Apparently people aren't into uppity broads. & Rage Against the Man-chine
Disliked it May 10, 3:27pm 4 reviews feminism, unwarranted-self-importance http://rageagainstthemanchine.com/200...
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU SO MUCH THAT I WILL WRITE A BLOG POST TELLING YOU THAT I DO NOT CARE TO ENSURE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT CARE
The Triumph of Our Tired Eyes
Disliked it May 8, 12:28am 14 reviews glittering-blackness, shit-poetry, angstyteen-must-die http://www.triumphofourtiredeyes.com/
There are no words offensive enough to convey the new depths of badness this website has reached.
Play How Fast Can You Type the Alphabet? Online for Free
Liked it May 6, 12:01pm 114 reviews must-beat-1point96 http://playfreeonlinegames.eu/playonl...
The school system has failed me by not teaching me the extraordinarily useful skill of touch-typing. It is in no way my fault that my 8-year-old self discovered how Mavis Beacon values quantity over accuracy and it is therefore quite easy to acheive a score of 200 wpm by banging randomly on the keys so one may graduate keyboarding class with flying colors and spend many productive hours attempting to create the longest chain of dominoes ever.

Current high score: 2.05
http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/words.JPG
Disliked it May 5, 12:40am 34 reviews filthy-lies, i-hate-commas http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/words.JPG
I thought for a minute that this was that comic I drew when I was 7, but I've always been a stickler for commas.
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