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John Ewards is a woman from Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA.
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Member since Jan 09, 2007
I support extra-quotational punctuation and the use of "they" as a singular, personal, gender-neutral pronoun.

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Play How Fast Can You Type the Alphabet? Online for Free
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The school system has failed me by not teaching me the extraordinarily useful skill of touch-typing. It is in no way my fault that my 8-year-old self discovered how Mavis Beacon values quantity over accuracy and it is therefore quite easy to acheive a score of 200 wpm by banging randomly on the keys so one may graduate keyboarding class with flying colors and spend many productive hours attempting to create the longest chain of dominoes ever.

Current high score: 2.05

EDIT: WHATWHATWHAT I typed too fast and it glitched and gave me a score of 0.00 and now it's reset itself DAMNIT